The Dana Kaufman Project

So, I've been watching the Rachel Zoe Project on Bravo these days. And, I have to say, while she is quite entertaining, and she has built a rather impressive empire by dressing celebs, I would be much better suited for the position. First, I've never insulted Anna Wintour. Second, I live in the real world, not on planet Rachel. That chick is wiggedy wack! So, if anyone out there wants to give me their AMEX platinum and send me shopping - just point me to the nearest Neimans, Sak's, Barneys, or Bendel's and I promise, I will not dissapoint! I have impeccible taste (most of the time!).

If you are against anything (aside from the issue I pointed out in my earlier post, Where've I Been?) I hope you will join my campaign against men and jean shorts. Whoever is out there, and has ever seen a man look good in a pair of denim shorts is plain lying! If your husband, fiance, boyfriend, friend with benefits, best guy friend, brother, son, cousin, neighbor - you get the picture - if anyone you know and respect has a pair, please instruct them to get rid of them immediately!!! Men in demin shorts is a definite no no. Totally unflattering, you look like you're trapped in 1989 and it's just not a good idea. So. Get rid of them. Now!

Where've I been?

You might be wondering where I have been for the past month? With so many things to complain about, you would think I'd be blogging non-stop. I can't really explain where I've been. First I was wrapped up with Marti's wedding, which really deserves its own air time because it was truly fabulous. Then I was consumed by the political conventions. Now I am just plain obsessed with how much Sarah Palin scares the ever living crap out of me. I don't like to talk politics on my blog, but are people really considering electing that sack of shit?! Really? You want someone who just got her first passport an hour ago to be one heartbeat away from leading the free world? This is a woman who went to seven undergrad programs before she finally graduated from college and who has absolutely nothing on her resume for like 7 years and then suddenly becomes mayor of her small town. And boom. She thinks she can help solve the largest financial crisis our country has seen since the great depression?! GET REAL PEOPLE. WAKE THE EFF UP!!!

OK, that's enough. I feel much better now. Except that I have to start a fresh post now that I tainted this one with political talk. Sorry!